Your Mojo is Not in the Fridge

Lucy Looking In the Fridge

Have you ever stood bathed in the floodlight of the fridge, unable to find anything in the slightly chaotic mess within, however long you stand and stare? You eventually close the fridge, with an exaggerated sigh of disappointment, because this time you really, really hoped that the fridge had the answer.

Nothing within has tempted you, because the truth is that you might feel a hunger within, but it is not a hunger for food.

The Fridge

Fridges keeps food cold.  End of. Yet despite having a PhD in science coupled with decades of evidence to the contrary, I still search within that haloed light when I want to find the answer to anything that is out of kilter in my life.

My fridge has never claimed to have these powers.  The instruction booklet did not say “open the fridge whenever you feel life isn’t going the way you want it to go” – well it might’ve done, but whoever reads the instructions for a fridge? Plug it in, put food in, put these somewhere safe and read them only if your fridge starts acting strangely (like having the answer to life’s deeper mysteries such as ‘Why the heck am I feeling like this?’)

I need is a neon light in my fridge that says “I don’t know why you’re feeling weird, but step away from the cheese”.

Feeling Weird Is So Well….

I find emotions hard to explain (my default term is “icky” which gives my husband zero clues on what he might be able to suggest to make me not-icky) but sometimes I find that feeling them is difficult too.

So instead of leaning into them, saying hello and listening to what pearls of wisdom they might have to add to my life, I have developed an unhelpful trait (and I believe I am not alone in this) of distracting myself with wine, ebay, shoes, craft, reading and more.  All this despite decades of evidence proving that none of these things have ever, ever, made me feel anything more than lardy, hungover and broke.

The fridge cannot help, because I wasn’t searching for a sandwich.  I was hungry for meaning, for joy, for purpose in my life.  My mojo had left and being hungover wasn’t going to lure it back to join the pity party.

My Mojo Has Been Ignored

I have spent a great part of my life ignoring the more uncomfortable emotions, whilst constantly searching for those transient highs.  They talked to me whilst I clasped my hands firmly over my ears and shouted “blah blah blah” at the top of my voice to drown them out.  No wonder my mojo is in a bit of a frump.  It’s not that I don’t feel them, in fact my emotional dial is tuned to “highly sensitive”, which may explain the apocalyptic hoarding of Frazzles around my house.

After decades of running from my emotions, I fear that I lack the expertise required to understand, interpret and accurately respond to them. How on earth will I learn this (surely complex) stuff when I am so far behind already?

Part of me is now considering researching psychology courses to help me understand myself better. Now that is what I call true commitment to distraction – three years of exams simply to avoid tuning into my emotions without reaching for a bottle of wine at the same time.

Put the Corkscrew Down

It’s time Emma. It’s time to find ways to make space and time for my emotions rather than shutting them out. To embrace the ones that make me feel icky. To find more words than icky to describe how I am feeling.  To walk past the fridge without searching for the answers inside.

It’s time to discover what I am really hungry for.

The next time you find yourself staring into the fridge for the answers, why not try shutting the door, finding a place by yourself and simply breathing. You never know what you might discover.